I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I as tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen.
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.